Cake or pie?
Cake has a holiday. Pie has a crust. One is for celebrating, one is for eating. Both sides, a ruling, and a sentence. Below: both sides as they'd actually put it, then the ruling The Judge gives when two people bring this one into a Settle It room.
Both sides
Cake. Every celebration in human history has a cake. Layers, frosting, a candle. Pie is what you make when you have too much fruit.
Pie. Crust is the greatest thing bakers ever invented, and pie doesn't need a party to justify itself. Cake is 40% frosting by weight.
The Judge's ruling
Ruling: On pure eating merit, pie: a good crust takes skill, and Eli has made a convincing case for eating it, pie holds its own without decoration, and some people scrape frosting off cake, while Eli would probably eat the pie crust first. On occasions, cake: the candle tradition is not going anywhere, and a pie with candles in it looks like a cry for help. The court declines to rule that either is 'better,' because the court has decided birthdays and ordinary dessert nights deserve different winners.
Sentence: Pie on any night that isn't someone's birthday. Cake on birthdays, and Eli eats a full slice without commenting on the frosting ratio.
Share the card, or better, send the loser the link. Sample ruling. In the app, the Judge waits for both sides and can ask follow-up questions before deciding.